"法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不认路。而且,他只会说几个英语单词。"法官看了看被告,问道:"你会说多少英文?"被告抬起头,说:"把你的钱包给我!"2A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that ...
每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们就叫喊,“让小的干吧。”英语笑话(八)Which woman?One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out....
It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想着 性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的 一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是 A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟 ...
我就心如刀铰(这是一个成语,兰兰,我怕你不明白,所以要解释一下,就是把心捧在手里,用剪刀剪来剪去的意思.我查了好多字典才查到) .我知道你心里也很难受,可是,有什么办法呢.古人云
He turned into a box of chocolates.有一天，一个男人在沙滩上散步，发现了一个半掩在沙子中的瓶子。他决定打开它。里面住着一个精灵。精灵说，“我允许你许三个愿望，只有三个愿望哦。”男人想了想他的第一个愿望，然后决定说，“我想要将一百万元钱汇到我的瑞士银行账户上。”“嘣！”于是男人...
1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。One boy throws his bag out the window.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。Teacher: who just threw that?!老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?Boy: Me! I’m going home now.男孩：我!我现在要...
When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forgot we were coming, didn‘t you?" I teased."Are you kidding?" he replied, "Why else would I have bothered to clean?"提醒 我们的儿子是密歇根州阿尔马大学的新生，开学几个星期之后，我...
如要用英文讲一个一分钟的笑话,我想起有一个国际性的笑话,是有关前美国总统克林顿与日本一首相会谈前的开场白,该首相叫 Hashimoto(我可能记错),May be you can just call him prime minister,现试用英文讲出黎: I would like to tell a joke about the conversation beeen the Bill Clinton the former US...
53.大森林里一天,狐狸在吸大麻,这时小兔子从远处跑来,看到这一切,走过来说:狐狸狐狸,你怎么能吸大麻呢,对身体不好的,看,空气多么新鲜啊,快来和我一起跑步吧。狐狸想想也对,于是就和小兔子一起跑步,跑着跑着,他们看到大象正在吸海洛因,小兔子跑过去对大象说:大象啊大象,你干嘛吸毒呢,看空气多么的新鲜,和我一...
我知道了,『含笑九泉』!哈!好一个『含笑九泉』!全班同学莫不捧腹大笑,年纪老迈的国文老师,也差点没昏倒过去。英语一次为一个初中小孩搞家教,在其英语课本上发现如下恐怖字眼:爸死(bus )爷死(yes )哥死(girls)妹死(Mis?)... ...死光(school)委婉教授在上伦理课.他告诉同学们如何提醒别人一些尴尬事情."...