我要一个英语笑话。

1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the import...

1. Violin Lessons "Daddy, can I please start learning the violin?" young Sarah inquired of her father. Always asking for something, her father was not very pleased with her frequent requests."You've already cost me a fortune, Sarah," he responded. "First, it was horseback rid...

1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。One boy throws his bag out the window.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。Teacher: who just threw that?!老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?Boy: Me! I’m going home now.男孩：我!我现在要...

(1) poisonous adj.有毒的 (2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。 我刚咬破自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。 “是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?” “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。” A Woman Who Fell ...

笑话：金发女郎去商店 一个金发女郎走进一家电器商店要买一个微波炉。她问道：我可以买那个微波炉吗？店员说：不行，你这个金发妞。于是她去把头发染黑了。之后她来到商店又问道：我可以买哪个微波炉吗？那人又说：不行，你这个金发妞。于是她就去把头发染成了很多种不同的颜色。最后她又来到商店...

1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。4. ...

"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."为我所用 一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。Two birls Teacher: Here ...

1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指，但竟没有一个同学注意到，令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候，她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀，这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。”2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：“你是否怀孕了？”“是啊！”女佣回道。“亏你还说得出口，你还没有结婚...

"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."edmpdue He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen...